Little Johnny was sitting in school one day, and they were having a discussion about what their daddy's done at home.

Little Johnny was in the back of the classroom waving his hand waiting for the teacher to call on him, and of cousre she dreaded it because she knew how perverted Little Johnny was....

Well it comes Johnny's turn and the teacher says what is it Johnny, and he said my Daddy can eat light bulbs, and she said light bulbs........

Johnny said sure........"I heard Daddy tell mommy lastnight if she'd cut the light out......He would eat that thing."